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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(make sure to exagerate and say it how the chinese do it... )

Are you harbouring a fugitive
Hu Yu Hai Ding
who u hiding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao
come here now

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
tiny pony

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan
why u so tan

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
Chin too fat

It is very dark in here
Wao So Dim
Why so dim?

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching
Why u mun ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King
No paaa kiingg..

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao
Why u come now?

Staying out of sight
Lei ing Lo
laying low

He is cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka
Washing caaar...

That is not right
Sum Ting Wong
Something wrong?

Your body odour is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
U stinky poo...