Wanna learn Chinese??

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(make sure to exagerate and say it how the chinese do it... )

Are you harbouring a fugitive
Hu Yu Hai Ding
who u hiding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao
come here now

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
tiny pony

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan
why u so tan

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
Chin too fat

It is very dark in here
Wao So Dim
Why so dim?

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching
Why u mun ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King
No paaa kiingg..

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao
Why u come now?

Staying out of sight
Lei ing Lo
laying low

He is cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka
Washing caaar...

That is not right
Sum Ting Wong
Something wrong?

Your body odour is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
U stinky poo...

DW ROCKS !!

Deeper Walk was awesome!!
Wow I learned so much and got so energized spiritually...
Some of the things that I learned at DW and that really touched me were:

Your're living for God today...don't count on tomorrow and don't dwell in the past cause u cant change the past and u dont know how the futur will turn out.. (Ashish)

Prayer is a very crutial part of ur life.. Even a small prayer makes a huge difference.. It is very powerful and it really helps all of us. (Prayer lady from Portland)

We shouldnt be scared go evengalize to others.. There is always some way to bring up Jesus in a conversation. We should just shoot for it and God will talk through us in that conversation.. Also we should use little words.. instead of trying to look smart and using gynormous words that no one would understand. (Guy from UBC)

We can make a huge difference in our schools, with our relatives, and with our friends.. We just need to have faith and dream big.. Take that stand because just one small action of ours can make a huge difference and if it saves one soul, than it was all worth it... Don't give up. You can cause a chain reaction . God can work through u to make a difference in many peoples lives.. He chose u for a reason. (Tracy)

The final thing that I learned was that worshiping is totally different than performing. Performing is when ur doing something for ur self and ur doing it by ur own strength to get all the glory later.. But worshiping is when ur offering ur self to God. You let him work through you. Its not u thats playing, singing, danceing, it's the holy spirit thats working through you.. All the honor and glory goes to our father in heaven.. we are just his humble servants.. He is the potter and he shapes us and molds us in the way he wants us to be.. (Holy spirit)

I hope DW made a difference in your lives and I incourage you all to stay energized for the lord.. It doesnt mean that just because DW is over that you go back to ur normal everyday lives.. Exalt his name.. Its all for him.. Also live each day like your last.. Have fun, share the word..and do as much for the lord as possible, because you dont know what might happen tomorrow.. You have a wonderful oppurtunity.. USE IT !!!

Peace and God bless you !!
Take care
Starfish

Jesus Is Coming People !!

Kinds of People in this world!!.....

wow................ u wont believe what types of people there are in this world.......

Some incourage u all the time
while others are always about discouragement.

Some are there offering help when u don't even need it..
while others won't even lend a hand even if u are in the greatest trouble..

Some will make u smile when ur crying
while others will make sure to get every tear off of u when u are sad...

Some will think about everyone else..
while others will just be plain old selfish.......

There are the real friends who are with u in time of joy and sorrow..
while others who will only be there for the joy and than leave u when trouble strikes...

why are there these types of people... why cant everyone be helpful, caring, incouraging, kind towards others... ? why are there some that always want the worst for u?? What good does it do... or how does one benifit from watching someone fall??

Talk About Being Romantique !!

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off your face!

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
marrying you, screwed up my life.

I see your face when I'm dreaming,
That's why I wake up screaming!

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime!



heheh... wasnt that awesome.. hehe well next time if u really feel like dissing someone... just pick one from here...hehehhe.... some one emailed it to me...and i couldn't stop laughing...hehe it is pretty funny, u gotta admit...But can u imaging like saying it to someone??? and even worse, can u like think what or how that person will feel after u have said one of these lines...wow i never thought of that!! Come to think of it, these are pretty harsh....Phew.. never mind.. don't say it to anyone..hehe but get a good laugh k..hehe peace out hommies...

Starfish

Words of Wisdom

Shoot for the moon even if u miss, u will land among the stars.

Honesty is the best policy.

Dont go where there is a path but go where there is no path and leave a trail.

To get respect, u must give respect.

Privileges are not given but earned.

Don't stick your nose in other peoples business

Success is not a coincidence but its something that u work for.

Be slow to speak but quick to hear.

Being wise is the key to success.

Violence is not the answer to your problems.

Do unto others as you would do to ur self.

As you sow, so shall you reap.

Life is what we make it.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery and today is a gift, that's why we call it the present.

Its not in the stars to hold our destiny but in us.

You learn from your mistakes.

Happiness depends on our selves.

Our greatest glory consists not in ever falling, but in rising every time we fall.

A journey of a thousand mile begins with a single step.

Do your best and God will do the rest.

Thankyou

hey guys check it out!!! My new and improved blog... hehe looks awesome eh.. hehe well most of the credict actually ALL the credict goes to SIM J... She took time out of her busy schedual and came to fix my blog... So THANKYOU SIMI J for giving my blog a make over.. hehe and dont be too happy, cause there is still some green on the page hehe and now i know how to change the colors and all. hehe e
peace out